Unfortunately, due to excessive spamming from one jerk that has practically brought my e-mail to its knees, I've had to discontinue the "e-mail from Paul."

If you really want to get an e-mail from Paul, you can at least feel like you did with this little thingie, that's probably illegal somewhere. So please read this disclaimer first.

To get an "e-mail" from "Paul", just send any message to paul_mccartney@the-beatles.com. It doesn't really matter what you write, though. He'll still say the same thing.

Want an even faster response? Send mail to paul_mccartney@jibboo.com.

Note: I think everyone knows this is fake, but I can't help but worry that some people don't know, so let me just reiterate that Paul will never read your letter and I'm just utilizing an autoresponder to give you the feeling that he did.